All employees are expected to abide by the following rules:

• Do not talk about the lab anywhere outside the lab.
• Do not interact with the infected patients in the R&D ward.
• Do not feed the infected patients in the R&D ward.
• Always wear a mask when within 20 feet of the infected patients in the R&D ward.
• Do not breathe within 10 feet of the infected patients in the R&D ward.
• Remember to wash your hands before returning to your workplace.
• Do not bring your cool ranch Doritos to the basement. It attracts rats.